Ignatius Reilly Slaps George Foreman With Lawsuit Over Fucked Up Grill
"If I had known your product was inept at egg preparation I would have stuck to my instincts and pelted one of your comeback matches with my oviparous arsenal!"
Ignatius Reilly Unhappy With Subway Franchise's Diminishing Quality
"It is an outrage how little this meatball sub resembles its 1989 counterpart!"